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A Walt Disney World visitor on a ride with her grandson found a loaded gun. Even when Floridians try to use guns for good, they can get in trouble, like a shopper at an Orange City Wal-Mart who helped a store security guard capture a shoplifter by firing four shots at the suspect's car.

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A Broward County man was charged with pistol-whipping a Dunkin' Donuts employee for getting his coffee order wrong. A bullet fired at a Winter Garden gas station clerk was stopped by a cellphone in his pocket.

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Cellphones weren't so lucky for two criminals. A man was charged with murder in Broward County after he pocket-dialed and an operator heard him planning the crime, and an Orange City tow truck driver also pocket-dialed and was overheard talking about drugs. He was tracked down and arrested.

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Two Tampa undercover police officers were fired for spending several hours drinking at a strip club while on duty.

Florida's strip clubs were in the news often.

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A year-old Bradenton woman was charged with biting her boyfriend's penis when he refused to have sex with her. The Hernando County school district's chief financial officer resigned after reports she posted sexually explicit material to her blog during work and from school board meetings.

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Social media did add to Florida's weird year. A Tampa woman was arrested and charged with child neglect after posting a picture on Instagram showing her dangling her baby over a balcony.

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A Coral Springs high school student became a Twitter sensation after tweeting a photo of himself grinning while standing in front of his pregnant teacher as she went into labor. Fpr went to the hospital but didn't have the baby until two days later.

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Hillsborough County deputies executing an eviction notice found 22 dead cats in the home's two freezers. Florida wildlife officials broke up a black-market monkey sales ring in Miami.

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Leon County deputies used a stun gun to tame a 6-foot-tall escaped llama and also arrested a man they said tried to rob a convenience store with a cattle prod.

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Among weird items found in people's bodies: Among odd body parts found: A Miami man woke up to find a naked Good massage and cuddling choking his dog. A woman in Gainesville woke to find a strange man in her bedroom wearing nothing but a ztrange cap and running shoes.

Police said it was the city's assistant attorney. An year-old man was charged with battery after giving people wedgies outside a Bradenton movie theater. A Tampa-area woman was banned from swimming in her community pool in her blue, silicone mermaid starnge.

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